Pains of Company Onsite Policy

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Yeh hai Mr Vijay Nazaare
IT ki duniya ke ubharte sitare

Life mein bahot sikhi thi Java
Waited for the good project, par lagi na hawa

Inke na koi, project me tha naam
ek project mein aaye,toh mila defect fixing ka kaam

cubical mein baith ke dekhi thi teammates ki Onsite ki raah
Inke bhi dil mein kuch aisi hi thi chaah

One day while doing code ka jhadoo pochha
PM ne pucha, "Kabhi onsite Co-ordinator banne ka socha!"

Bas onsite jaaneka sunke, isne khaya bada carrot
1 saal rukne ke baad laga, bahot bada hua parrot

Bahot ho gaya kahke chodi hai isne umeed ki dori
Switch the job is the moral of the story

Jisne nahin seekha inse, life mein kaam na karna jyada
Hamare company mein milega bhaiyya, umeed se aadha.
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